Category Archives: Really?

Crash Course in Emergency Medical Techniques

The other week I was cleaning up old pictures on my phone and along with the foodie pics I posted earlier, I stumbled across these gems. Don’t ask because I don’t know the answer.

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Flawless Victory

Spermatozoa Running Path

- DONE – : Hang out with youngest for a while today. – DONE – : Look at apartments – DONE – : Open new bank account – DONE – : Complete a small car repair – DONE – : Talk with cute German girl. – DONE – : Schedule new blog post(s) – DONE [...]

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Couples skate only…

…find your partner, this going to be a slow couples skate only:

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Super Bowl and Your DVR

Let me understand this correctly, people spend all year becoming professionsal DVR jockeys….getting their timing right so they can fast forward through all the commercials in their favorite shows to nail the timing so that they don’t miss a second of an episode. Right? I’ve witnessed it. Then, annually, everyone tunes into a football game [...]

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Some one gets paid real money for this stupid shit.

$0.89, plus it is in a “hand-held bottle”!? Count me in, I’m tired of those feet held and under the arm held bottles.

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Metal

Agent Provocateur Soiree 2011 from Agent Provocateur on Vimeo.

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Thomas Train Teaches Kids to be Transparent

Thomas keeps it real, and shares a life lesson in the shape book.

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New or Used

It is a daunting decision we all have to make on occasion. ┬áHere’s yet another example:

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Guess 911 was too short

Sometimes less is more.  This is certainly the case for the police phone number and one poorly placed bolt.

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Built for the Short Screws

Marketing geniuses.

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  • Almost Random Quote

    It’s a violent pornography,
    Choking chicks and sodomy,
    The kinda shit you get on your TV,
    It’s a violent pornography,
    Choking chicks and sodomy,
    The kinda shit that’s on your TV,
    It’s a violent pornography,
    Choking chicks and sodomy,
    The kinda shit that’s on your TV,
    It’s on the TV
    Fuck
    Turn off your TV,
    Can you say “brainwashing”?

    B, b, b, b, brainwashing

    It’s a non-stop disco?
    — Daron Malakian, Violent Pornography, 2005