Category Archives: Really?

Crash Course in Emergency Medical Techniques

The other week I was cleaning up old pictures on my phone and along with the foodie pics I posted earlier, I stumbled across these gems. Don’t ask because I don’t know the answer.

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Flawless Victory

Spermatozoa Running Path

- DONE – : Hang out with youngest for a while today. – DONE – : Look at apartments – DONE – : Open new bank account – DONE – : Complete a small car repair – DONE – : Talk with cute German girl. – DONE – : Schedule new blog post(s) – DONE [...]

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Couples skate only…

…find your partner, this going to be a slow couples skate only:

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Super Bowl and Your DVR

Let me understand this correctly, people spend all year becoming professionsal DVR jockeys….getting their timing right so they can fast forward through all the commercials in their favorite shows to nail the timing so that they don’t miss a second of an episode. Right? I’ve witnessed it. Then, annually, everyone tunes into a football game [...]

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Some one gets paid real money for this stupid shit.

$0.89, plus it is in a “hand-held bottle”!? Count me in, I’m tired of those feet held and under the arm held bottles.

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Metal

Agent Provocateur Soiree 2011 from Agent Provocateur on Vimeo.

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Thomas Train Teaches Kids to be Transparent

Thomas keeps it real, and shares a life lesson in the shape book.

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New or Used

It is a daunting decision we all have to make on occasion.  Here’s yet another example:

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Guess 911 was too short

Sometimes less is more.  This is certainly the case for the police phone number and one poorly placed bolt.

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Built for the Short Screws

Marketing geniuses.

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  • Almost Random Quote

    One great big festering neon distraction,
    I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

    Learn to swim.

    Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
    Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
    Fuck all his clones.
    Fuck all those gun-toting
    Hip gangster wannabes.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck retro anything.
    Fuck your tattoos.
    Fuck all you junkies and
    Fuck your short memory.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck smiley glad-hands
    With hidden agendas.
    Fuck these dysfunctional,
    Insecure actresses.

    Learn to swim.

    Cuz I’m praying for rain
    And I’m praying for tidal waves
    I wanna see the ground give way.
    I wanna watch it all go down.
    Mom please flush it all away.
    I wanna watch it go right in and down.
    I wanna watch it go right in.
    Watch you flush it all away.

    Time to bring it down again.
    Don’t just call me pessimist.
    Try and read between the lines.

    I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t
    Welcome any change, my friend.

    I wanna see it all come down.
    suck it down.
    flush it down.
    — Maynard, Tool / ænema