Monthly Archives: February 2012

Uh Oh, I might be a foodie

I’m not proud of this. While cleaning up old pictures on my phone, I found an unusually high concentration of food photos. First step is acknowledging the problem.

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Bumped Into Someone

Out for a run this evening, and bumped into someone (or maybe it should be something?). As I approached four deer wandered into the woods. Three wandered deeper into the woods, while this one curiously watched as the human 1) Caught his breath and stopped, 2) Fumbled the cell phone which was pulling double duty [...]

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A few more pictures of the sky

I love the pinks, blues, and purples in a couple of these sky shots.

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TV Is Broken

This had to be shared. Patrick Rhone over at Minimal Mac tells a story of his young daughter and her interaction with the current state of TV. Here’s an excerpt: “I turn to that, Beatrix approves, and we watch. Then, a few minutes later, a commercial comes on. The volume difference is jarring to say [...]

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Mo(u)rning Bath

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Gray day. Everything is gray. I watch. But nothing moves today.

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Couples skate only…

…find your partner, this going to be a slow couples skate only:

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One man’s junk is another’s…

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Super Bowl and Your DVR

Let me understand this correctly, people spend all year becoming professionsal DVR jockeys….getting their timing right so they can fast forward through all the commercials in their favorite shows to nail the timing so that they don’t miss a second of an episode. Right? I’ve witnessed it. Then, annually, everyone tunes into a football game [...]

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  • Almost Random Quote

    One great big festering neon distraction,
    I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

    Learn to swim.

    Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
    Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
    Fuck all his clones.
    Fuck all those gun-toting
    Hip gangster wannabes.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck retro anything.
    Fuck your tattoos.
    Fuck all you junkies and
    Fuck your short memory.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck smiley glad-hands
    With hidden agendas.
    Fuck these dysfunctional,
    Insecure actresses.

    Learn to swim.

    Cuz I’m praying for rain
    And I’m praying for tidal waves
    I wanna see the ground give way.
    I wanna watch it all go down.
    Mom please flush it all away.
    I wanna watch it go right in and down.
    I wanna watch it go right in.
    Watch you flush it all away.

    Time to bring it down again.
    Don’t just call me pessimist.
    Try and read between the lines.

    I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t
    Welcome any change, my friend.

    I wanna see it all come down.
    suck it down.
    flush it down.
    — Maynard, Tool / ├Žnema