Monthly Archives: July 2011

New or Used

It is a daunting decision we all have to make on occasion.  Here’s yet another example:

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Guess 911 was too short

Sometimes less is more.  This is certainly the case for the police phone number and one poorly placed bolt.

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Built for the Short Screws

Marketing geniuses.

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Pass the TP, and some Jesus while your at it.

Found this in the bathroom of a restaurant the other day: Certainly the right place for comfort, assurance and salvation….depends on what you ate.

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Ugly? Yep. Gross? Maybe a little harsh

Guess there’s no disguising the fact that this is one gross school bus. Pass the hand sanitizer please.  (I’m looking at you Hershey, PA)

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Glock Radio, Now with Snooze Bar

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Stuff

I love Paul Graham’s essays.  When I’m reading about startups he’s always referenced (for good reason).  Now, while reading JD Roth’s “Your Money: The Missing Manual” I stumble across a reference to Paul Graham’s “Stuff“.  While Paul certainly isn’t recalling any run-in’s with Tyler Durden, he is speaking from the same soap box (yes, pun [...]

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I’m only slightly stupider…

..than I look

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    One great big festering neon distraction,
    I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

    Learn to swim.

    Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.
    Mom’s comin’ round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
    Fuck all his clones.
    Fuck all those gun-toting
    Hip gangster wannabes.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck retro anything.
    Fuck your tattoos.
    Fuck all you junkies and
    Fuck your short memory.

    Learn to swim.

    Fuck smiley glad-hands
    With hidden agendas.
    Fuck these dysfunctional,
    Insecure actresses.

    Learn to swim.

    Cuz I’m praying for rain
    And I’m praying for tidal waves
    I wanna see the ground give way.
    I wanna watch it all go down.
    Mom please flush it all away.
    I wanna watch it go right in and down.
    I wanna watch it go right in.
    Watch you flush it all away.

    Time to bring it down again.
    Don’t just call me pessimist.
    Try and read between the lines.

    I can’t imagine why you wouldn’t
    Welcome any change, my friend.

    I wanna see it all come down.
    suck it down.
    flush it down.
    — Maynard, Tool / ænema